so whoever wants to get out of work hates there lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooolloololololololololololololololololololo

I'am just a trainee and thursday is my last day..I dont feel like going tomorrow because I have been doing the same work for the past two weeks and I'am getting bored. What do I do to get off work for tomorrow? HELP!

What would be a good excuse for a weekend off? The boss might not be too happy though as I just had 4 weeks off for an overseas holiday

Anything to do with Gastric Distress is your best option.

Have to appear in court... Unless your boss is a real d**k and asks to see the subpoena this one always works.

German pandora has no anal videos :(

Best excuse I used was leaving my car keys in my hubbys car after a evening dinner. And couldn't get a hold of him Cus he works construction and could answer my calls

I am applying for a new job and can not do it it after work because there hours are 730- 430 I need an excuse to call in son I can fill an app and talk to people there? Please help

You scratched your cornea and have to go to the eye dr. They have to dilate your pupils at this appt so you cant see very well and cant be in lighted areas.

I'm drunk